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Alexa Must Die! - Oedipussy Rex - 01-08-2022

What do you call a pig that tells jokes?

Spoiler :
A schtick in the mud.


Somebody kill her.

RE: Alexa Must Die! - Oedipussy Rex - 01-09-2022

Why did the toothbrush cross the road?

Spoiler :
For a change of paste.

RE: Alexa Must Die! - Oedipussy Rex - 01-10-2022

Did you hear about the ninja dinosaurs?

Spoiler :
They're called Youneversaurus.

RE: Alexa Must Die! - Oedipussy Rex - 01-14-2022

What does Frankenstein drive?

Spoiler :
A monster truck

RE: Alexa Must Die! - Oedipussy Rex - 01-21-2022

Why did the snakes cross the road?

Spoiler :
They had to get home before their parents had a hissing fit.

This answer surprised me because it was something I didn't think possible: it's worse than the answer I came up with:

Spoiler :
To get to the slither side.

RE: Alexa Must Die! - Oedipussy Rex - 01-23-2022

Why did the fox cross the road?

Spoiler :
Free chicken!


Ok, that one is funny.

RE: Alexa Must Die! - Oedipussy Rex - 01-26-2022

How did the dad justify buying a boat?

Spoiler :
There was a sail.

RE: Alexa Must Die! - Oedipussy Rex - 01-30-2022

How does James Bond sleep?

Spoiler :
Under covers

RE: Alexa Must Die! - Oedipussy Rex - 02-03-2022

What does Han Solo call his clone?

I'm not even going to bother with spoilering this one.

Han Duo

RE: Alexa Must Die! - Oedipussy Rex - 02-05-2022

Why did the tomato cross the road?

Spoiler :
It was trying to ketchup to the chicken.