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[ACT] Your last movie?
Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments (1995) John Rubick, Tina Dumoulin, Lyon Tenbroeck

The made-for-community-access-cable movie that's as good as the mullets featured in it.

Fun fact: It had a budget of $250 Canadian. Just goes to show that you can't fix bad no matter how much money you throw at it.


Okay, that just came out mean. Yes, the acting wasn't good, but they weren't actors. Yes, the script was bad and the story unoriginal. But the incidental music didn't suck and did a decent job of reflecting, and even directing, the mood. The camera work and editing wasn't bad; at no point was I confused about the action. The pacing of the film was generally good. And the fact of the matter was I watched the entire film. Yeah, I also folded laundry then had a sandwich (roast beef and Swiss with lettuce, onion, and horseradish mustard on whole wheat. I was out of tomato), but I didn't turn it off, and there have been plenty of movies that I've turned off. Hell, I could have watched Twister but watched this instead and I do not regret it. Granted, I could watch a slow-motion film of grass growing and I'd prefer it having to sit though Twister again. Jami Gertz in a wet, white shirt was the only decent thing in that movie. A wet Jami Gertz, that's what that movie should have been. 90 minutes of nothing but a wet Jami Gertz is a better plot than what we got, that's for certain.

Anyway. If anyone tries to give somebody involved with Phobe: The Xenophobic Experiments any shit, all they have to do is say, "And where's your movie?" But those mullets really were terrible.
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[ACT] Your last movie? - by Kersus - 04-10-2014, 10:16 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Oedipussy Rex - 04-10-2014, 05:22 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 04-12-2014, 01:05 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Oedipussy Rex - 04-16-2014, 07:09 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by trp - 04-19-2014, 10:06 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 04-19-2014, 11:23 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 04-24-2014, 11:58 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Lunamancer - 04-25-2014, 12:06 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 05-08-2014, 07:04 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 05-11-2014, 07:13 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 05-29-2014, 01:07 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 06-03-2014, 01:20 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by trp - 06-06-2014, 09:49 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 06-11-2014, 04:43 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by trp - 06-12-2014, 01:13 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 06-12-2014, 10:08 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 06-15-2014, 08:33 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 07-01-2014, 06:05 PM
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RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 08-06-2014, 06:06 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 08-12-2014, 06:07 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Oedipussy Rex - 08-19-2014, 08:46 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 08-27-2014, 12:23 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 09-15-2014, 09:09 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Oedipussy Rex - 09-15-2014, 11:31 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 09-15-2014, 12:34 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Oedipussy Rex - 09-15-2014, 02:05 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Oedipussy Rex - 09-16-2014, 03:39 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 09-20-2014, 11:25 PM
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RE: Your last movie? - by Oedipussy Rex - 09-25-2014, 07:49 PM
RE: Your last movie? - by Kersus - 10-15-2014, 01:52 PM
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RE: Your last movie? - by trp - 11-02-2014, 06:52 AM
RE: Your last movie? - by Oedipussy Rex - 11-06-2014, 04:35 PM
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RE: Your last movie? - by Oedipussy Rex - 12-14-2014, 10:19 PM
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