05-28-2022, 12:48 PM
10) Comments like, "This room isn't working. I need the upstairs room for my home office," are only the beginning.
10a) It continues to things like, "We should also switch bedrooms so that I'm not constantly going up and down the stairs.
10b) It doesn't end with hiring movers haul haul all the upstairs shit downstairs and all the downstairs shit up.
10c) It doesn't end with removing the ceiling fan in the downstairs master bedroom (which was installed only three months ago) and installing it in the upstairs master bedroom; taking the fan that had been in the upstairs master bedroom and install it in the downstairs bedroom (not master) because the old one uses chandelier bulbs; taking the old ceiling fan from the downstairs bedroom out to the curb to be picked up either by solid waste or scavengers (old appliances of any sort rarely last more than a day on the curb); removing the old ceiling fan from the upstairs guest bedroom-cum-new home office and installing it in the downstairs master bedroom; and installing a new ceiling fan in the upstairs guest bedroom-cum-new home office.
10d) And every one of those fuckers uses a different ceiling mount.
10e) It won't even end with having to remove the old sink and vanity from the upstairs master bathroom and replacing them because the old one didn't have enough counter space.
10f) It. Will. Never. End.
10a) It continues to things like, "We should also switch bedrooms so that I'm not constantly going up and down the stairs.
10b) It doesn't end with hiring movers haul haul all the upstairs shit downstairs and all the downstairs shit up.
10c) It doesn't end with removing the ceiling fan in the downstairs master bedroom (which was installed only three months ago) and installing it in the upstairs master bedroom; taking the fan that had been in the upstairs master bedroom and install it in the downstairs bedroom (not master) because the old one uses chandelier bulbs; taking the old ceiling fan from the downstairs bedroom out to the curb to be picked up either by solid waste or scavengers (old appliances of any sort rarely last more than a day on the curb); removing the old ceiling fan from the upstairs guest bedroom-cum-new home office and installing it in the downstairs master bedroom; and installing a new ceiling fan in the upstairs guest bedroom-cum-new home office.
10d) And every one of those fuckers uses a different ceiling mount.
10e) It won't even end with having to remove the old sink and vanity from the upstairs master bathroom and replacing them because the old one didn't have enough counter space.
10f) It. Will. Never. End.
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