Pets?

[Kersus]

Which pet person are you?

[Oedipussy Rex]

Believe it or not, I also like dogs. Real dogs. If it fits in a purse, it's not a dog. It's a rodent.

I have two indoor cats, one indoor/outdoor cat (Yeah, I know, but he's 15 years old. It would be worse to keep him inside. Trust me. And if you're worried about the poor precious birds, don't be. This cat has never left a present. Dammit. There are moles out there, stupid cat. Do something about them!), and a pit/boxer mix, but when people ask we just say she's a boxer mix.

Fun fact: Anytime someone makes a post/blog/comment/website about pitbulls being called nanny dogs, they are attacked by other people demanding proof. "I've checked the archives of 4 major newspapers dating back to the mid-1800s and the only time your so-called 'nanny dog' show up is in the dog-fighting results." Huh. I've checked the archives of 4 major newspapers dating back to the mid-1800s and I never found a reference to pack goats. I guess they didn't exist back then.