Kersus Stupid and Old Ideas

[Oedipussy Rex]

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I was sorting through a pile of old papers and came across these items. I may have posted them previously however I'm too lazy to check. Obviously I was watching an infamous show around this time.
I saw very little of the D&D cartoon. It was- bad. Just bad.
Magical Items:

Energy Bow (Use Warrior instead of Sorcerer for Powers): Power 1 Magic Dart; Power 2 Ensnaring Net
Yeeahhh. No.

Griffin Shield (Warrior roll to use Power): Shield
This has potential.

Javelin Staff: Doubles jump distance, d3/d6 Human only, must have at least Adventurer d10
As does this one if I ever get around to writing rules for jumping.

Hat of Many Things: Similar to Wand of Wonder
I'd make it more like the Boxes of Random Storage. Or maybe Bullwinkle's magic hat

Cloak of Now You See Me, Now You Don't: Invisibility

Thunder Club: +2 d3/d6 Earthquake Power; Usable by Humans, Dwarfs, Orcs, Halflings
 Also Half-Ogres. The +2 applies to the HO's current effectiveness with a club. As for the power, instead of "Earthquake Power", the power might be either the club when struck on the ground creates a shock-wave that stuns everyone in its area of effect, or it acts similar to the Strike spell when used against non-living items. To active, the power word is "Bam, Bam!" and call it Club of Rubble