[PbP 1] We're Off To See The Kobold

[Oedipussy Rex]

Castor: "Let him go."
Mighter: *glare*
Castor: "You want to chase him? He knows the terrain and you're as swift as a pig with three wooden legs."
Mighter: *glare*
Castor: "Don't worry, you'll get all the fighting you want soon enough."

[The Story of the Pig with Three Wooden Legs
A traveling salesman trying to make a buck was driving through the plains of New Braska when he decided to stop at a farmhouse coming up on his left.
As he was walking toward the front door of the house, a pig with three wooden legs caught his eye. It was just hobbling through the grass.
When the farmer answered the door and asked what he was selling, the salesman first asked about the three-legged pig.
"That pig is the most amazing pig in the land, son," the farmer said. "Last year, our house caught fire when we were all asleep and that pig ran in and woke us all up one by one and saved our lives!"
The salesman was surprised. "That is one special pig."
The Farmer replied, "That's not all. Last summer, that pig jumped into the pond and dragged my drowning son to safety. He would have died." The salesman was in disbelief as to how incredible this pig was.
"Sure enough. And then last fall, the youngest fell into the well and that pig kept pushing and butting me all the way over to save her."
"One question. Why does he have three wooden legs?" asked the salesman.
"Well son, ya see, a pig like that you just don't eat all at one time."]